Attention Target Shoppers

Claude Allen sits high atop Mount D-bag this week. He was arrested on Thursday for theft related to fraudulent returns and refunds at several department stores. A police investigation revealed 25 separate instances of obtaining refunds with receipts for items he had already purchased. Allen resigned last month as Bush's top domestic policy advisor citing a desire to "spend more time with family." He admitted today that he had made fraudulent returns at a Target store on January 2.

This story is particularly delightful because Allen is an extremely self righteous D-bag who believes sex education should only be teaching abstinence, and who has been called a "notorious homophobe" by his political opponents. This episode of adolescent thrill seeking will cost him his career at the price of a few items from Target. Way to go Claude!