Gay Penguins Strike Again

Gay-penguins, a threat to heterosexuals everywhere, have shocked the sensibilities of the populace of Savannah, MO. The book, And Tango Makes Three, is the subject of controversy at the local library. The book follows the true story of 2 male penguins in the New York Central Park Zoo who formed a pair bond and adopted an abandoned egg together. Two branches of the local library moved the book from the children's section, to the nonfiction area after several parents complained. After the move, the librarian stated that there was less of a chance that "the book would blindside someone." The complaining parents, who seem to believe that reading a children's book about penguins will turn their children into depraved homosexuals, have proved themselves to be spectacular D-bags. Thanks to their efforts, the mouth-breathing fundamentalists of Savannah, Missouri can sleep easily.