The Pentagon

That's right, the pentagon is the D-bag of the day. Well...not exactly the pentagon itself, but their new cyborg insect plan. The info-graphic on the left isn't fake, it's from a bona fide BBC story.

The plan is to build an army of cyborg insects that can be remotely controlled to check out explosives and other stuff. What will this cost, you ask? Only a mere 2 billion dollars. The fact that the military is developing "cyborgs" makes me a little bit nervous. Fortunately, experts say that this project is ludicrous and will fail. Who needs body armor when you've got cyborg butterflies?