Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Star Wars VII- The Quest For More Money

George Lucas has decided to write a Star Wars television series. Filming is projected to begin in 2008 with a planned release later that year. Younger readers might not be aware that Lucas used to make good movies, such as American Graffiti, and the first three Star Wars films. In an attempt to destroy his reputation and credibility, Lucas released the final three movies in the Star Wars saga. He managed to destroy these promising movies with awkward halting dialogue, and characters like Jar Jar Binks. His new television series promises to make Lucas an even more grotesque caricature of the competent filmmaker that he once was.

2 Comments:

At 8:25 PM, Blogger QuentinCompson said...

She works hard for the money

 
At 9:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey guys, don't dismiss my new venture out of hand. I promise it will have visual effects that are out of this world. I guarantee that the plotlines will, at the very least, not eat it. And there will be more than one female character and one of them will be attractive in every contemporary and conventional sense.

By the way, who do you think I should get to play Jar-Jar? Terrell Owens or Terry Bradshaw?

 

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