Saturday, March 18, 2006

Tom Cruise and Scientology

Several media outlets are reporting that Tom Cruise is responsible for Comedy Central's decision to pull the airing of the "Trapped in the Closet" South Park episode. The theory is that Cruise threatened to stop promoting Mission Impossible III, which is owned by Comedy Cental's parent company Viacom, unless the episode was pulled. This story follows Isaac Hayes' departure because of the show's "mocking of religion."

This cult-like "religion" is exercising control over it's followers, Cruise and Hayes, by using them to silence critics of scientology. Scientologists also use drawn out litigation as a tool to discourage criticism.

Scientologists believe:

1. The evil lord Xenu is imprisoned on a mountain by a force field powered by an eternal battery.

2. Christianity was an evil operation mounted by beings called Targs.

3. Psychology is evil.

What a bunch of Douches.

3 Comments:

At 10:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm soooo in love. I make a spectacle of kissing my girlfriend in fromt of cameras. There's no way I'm gay. I'm sooooo in love. You're a bigot on a par with Naziism if you believe the vile lies the media tells you about scientology. It's that kind of thinking that led to the Holocaust. So, if you criticise scientology you are also in favor of the Holocaust. No holes in that logic.

 
At 9:05 AM, Blogger GP said...

Nick, you can't use the term "hot, buttered Scientology" until you are a PC level VIII. You will be shunned.

 
At 10:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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