Brian Doyle

The selection of today's dailydouchebag couldn't be more obvious. Brian Doyle, the deputy press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security, was arrested at his home yesterday for soliciting sex from a child online and for transmitting pornographic material.

Doyle thought he was talking to a 14 year old girl online but was actually talking to a Polk County, FL sheriff's Detective. "He graphically explained to a 14-year-old girl what he would like to do to her and what he would like her to do to him," Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said.

Doyle is possibly the most inept child predator of all time. In an apparent attempt to impress the 14 year old girl, he clearly identified himself as Brian Doyle from the Department of Homeland Security. He asked her to buy a web cam and photograph herself. When he got home, sheriff's deputies were waiting to arrest him. He later admitted that he "likes young girls."

I can't believe the Department of Homeland Security was dumb enough to hire this guy as their press secretary. With his experience, one would think that Doyle would have been good enough at concealing information to have the sense to conceal his own identity when stalking children online. Maybe he wanted to be caught.

Good riddance to another d-bag.