New Poll Shows 56% of Americans are Dbags

A recent poll from Time Magazine reveals that 56% of respondents favor building a wall that will cover the 2000 miles of the US/Mexican border. Evidently the house bill calling for a 700 mile fence didn't seem unreasonable enough.

This wall would be longer that Handrian's Wall (73 miles), The Maginot Line (only a few hundred kilometers), and about half the distance of the Great Wall of China (4,163 miles.)

From a historical perspective, giant walls haven't generally worked at keeping undesirables out. The Romans were betrayed by a "barbarian conspiracy" in the case of Hadrian's Wall. The French didn't consider that the Germans could walk into France via Belgium (just like they did in the first World War), and the Great Wall of China eventually failed.

The next logical step for these people would be to build a giant ocean wall. After the illegals are thwarted on land, they will naturally take to the sea. We can't let that happen. Of course, illegals still may be able to get through either one of those walls, so a preemptive invasion of Mexico is the safest course of action.

I have a suggestion for the idiots who want to build a massive border wall. Build a little wall around your house and never come out. That will keep those undesirable Hispanics out of your life, and will also keep your dumbass away from me. I'd be happy to pay for it with my tax dollars.