Sam Jackson
Sam Jackson must have some serious child support payments. That's the only way to explain his latest film "Snakes on a Plane."That's right, it's a movie about and FBI agent (Jackson) who is escorting a mob witness to LA for a trial. The unconventional mob boss decides to kill the witness by unleashing a large amount of badass snakes on the plane.
The trailer starts off with Jackson saying "Enough is enough, (as he cocks his 9mm pistol), I've had it with these snakes!" It then pans to different shots of snakes killing people and Jackson in various states of ass kicking (snake ass that is). It took me about 10 minutes to convince myself that this was not a joke. See for yourself,
Trailer to Snakes on a Plane
This movie is proof of the decline of Western Civilization. Unfortunately, there will be legions of idiots lined up to consume this garbage at $7.50 per ticket. I can't wait for the sequel "Snakes on a bus." Dbags.
posted by GP @ Friday, April 07, 2006
4 comments
4 Comments:
No mocking of Snakes on a Plane.
Those who mock and cannot see the appeal are the real dbags.
I cannot believe you, as a blogger, have been oblivious (or bolivian to Mike Tyson) to the hoopla around Snake on a Plane.
http://www.snakesonablog.com/
'nuff said. This site has been around for 4 months (since Jan. 12 to be exact). Sam Jackson is a weak dailydouchebag. Here's to hoping for a strong Monday.
Ahhhh laddiaterout, I am late on this one. Unfortunately, there is only so much time I can waste at work looking for quality dbags, so suggestions are always welcome.
There is something vaguely edgy and self-referential in regards to our obsession with pop culture about this...it's like it's exposing some unpleasant truth about our deepest selves.
Also, it's going to totally blow.
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