Mike "no fun" Adams

Mike Adams continues his crusade against fun. He's trying to get rid of the "largest outdoor cocktail party in the world" tagline for the Georgia/Florida game. The network that covers the game has already told Adams that they have every right to use the phrase.

Adams has got to do something to help his "crusty old Dean Adams" image. To quote Jeremy Pivin in PCU "It's about the Bill of Rights, basic cable, call waiting, and free trips to the salad bar. It's about everything that makes this country great. Our country!"

Note to Adams: you can call the event whatever you want, but changing the name won't prevent the righteous excess of booze and football, jean shorts, mullets, cheesy music, and sex in the Port-a-John, that is the largest outdoor cocktail party in the world.