Sonny Did
You've seen the ads.... Who had the courage to teach Sunday School and marry his high school sweetheart? Sonny did. Blah Blah Blah.Sonny will be hard to beat in November. Aside from screwing up our school system, Sonny hasn't done much while in office. That's why the ad focuses on Sonny's background and accomplishments before he became Governor, instead of his current record of doing nothing. Good strategy Sonny.
The image above was sent to me courtesy of Publius from AthPo. I've heard several parodies of the ad. My favorites thus far:
1. Who once ate 9.7 pounds of pork barbecue in one sitting? Sonny did.
2. Who singlehandedly solved the mystery of the JFK assassination, but withheld the facts because the public wasn't ready to know? Sonny did.
3. Who successfully prosecuted Sirhan Sirhan for the murder of RFK? Sonny did.
Feel free to comment with your "Sonny did" facts.
posted by GP @ Wednesday, May 10, 2006
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4 Comments:
Who saved thousands of dollars on gasoline by creating a car that runs solely on the massive amounts of testosterone emanating from his body?
Sonny did
Who played the cowbell on Blue Oyster Cult's- Don't Fear the Reaper?
Sonny did.
More Sonny did's
1. Who once ate 50 hardboiled eggs in one hour?
Cool Hand Luke.
Who taught him how?
Sonny did.
2. Whose name when roughly translated in Khazakstani means "great big bear of a man?"
Sonny
3. Who's back will the small children and cripples cling to when the floodwaters come?
Sonny's back
4. Who got to the center of a tootsie-pop with just one lick?
Sonny did
Who once pulled up to an empty lot stood in it until a bar was built around him, drank three bottles of tequila then burned place to the ground shouting,"Always leave a place the way you found it!"?
Sonny did. But, he stole it from Bill Brasky!
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